Juan Soto's Bronx story began over a year ago. Opening Day 2024. So even the headline is wrong.
"It’s always a good show, and big fun, when the Mets and Yankees play for
the city championship in another Subway Series -- the first of which is
at Yankee Stadium this weekend."
Is it, though?
"It will be even a better show than usual this time because both teams are in first place."
"Usually," the Yankees and Mets are both good teams. The 2025 Subway Series is more less the exact same thing as it always is.
A long time ago, it was interesting. "Dave Mlicki" and all that.
I remember Mariano Rivera walked with the bases loaded one time. Here you go. How ridiculous was that?
A Korean pitcher who insisted being called Mr. Koo got a couple of hits off Randy Johnson.
Shawn Estes saying he was going to plunk Clemens, but he didn't, but he won the game ... and he hit a home run off Clemens. Crazy! It was "the one where Estes hit a home run off Clemens." The Mets took over the city that day in 2002, they surely did, but now they'll have to try again to take it over this weekend.
I totally remember a garbage umpire call setting up Matt Franco for a garbage game-winning hit off Mariano Rivera. They don't show the whole at-bat, so you can't see the umpire blow the two-strike call which would have ended the game. The Mets won! They won! Put it in the books!
There is no need to hype the 2025 Subway Series. You're forcing it. It is as tired as the fifth ining YMCA dance.
"When 'Friends' was one of the biggest hits on network television, the
episode titles always began this way: 'The one where ...' For the Mets
and Yankees this weekend, the episode title could be this: 'The One
Where Juan Soto Comes back to the Stadium as a Met.' "
I mean ... it's self-parody. It's a "Friends" reference.
I was right about the Soto signing the whole time. It made waves when it happened and now no one cares. Soto played one season for the Yankees and had a great season and an unforgettable moment in the playoffs. He then signed with another team. He's more Chris Chambliss than Reggie Jackson in Yankee lore.
"It just isn’t likely to be a lot of laughs for Soto when he starts hearing it from his old friends in the Bronx".
The anger directed towards Soto will be insincere and muted.
It's going to be from people wearing Jeter jerseys who couldn't name one player in the Yankees' starting rotation other than Cole.
I hope they enjoy the game. Boo Soto all you want if you really want to. Leave after Judge's third at-bat to beat traffic. I'm not judging. You're living your best life. In fact, I admire fans who can't name one player in the Yankees' starting rotation. It is I who needs to get a life.
"The games this weekend are going to be saltier
than usual -- and that is saying plenty -- because of the flashpoint
that Soto has become for Yankees fans since he went with the other guys."
This is made up.
I'm always put in the position of diminishing the Subway Series because it's not that big of a deal. It's two good teams playing each other. Anyone paying attention to the recent series vs. the first-place Mariners saw an intense three-game series between two teams who have dreams of making it to the World Series.
If the Mets fans crave bragging rights, they already have bragging rights. They keep beating the Yankees head to head in the regular season and no one cares.