David Wright won a Gold Glove last year.

It was a ridiculous choice, this is true.

But there are only two baseball teams in New York. If you're going to obsess about the fielding abilities of a third baseman who plays in New York, you picked the wrong one, pal:

"Sometimes I get the idea that Tannenbaum and Mangini think they're as set with Kellen Clemens at quarterback as the Yankees are with A-Rod at third base.

And wonder what they're seeing in the guy that the rest of us don't."

When "the rest of us" watch ARod play third base, we think he's going to move to centerfield or first base. Because that's how bad he is at third base.

We're also pretty sure that Tony Womack is going to be a New York fan favorite any day now.

We're also pretty sure that Mike Cameron is a better fielder than Ken Griffey Jr.

"Here's a fun fact of the baseball season:

Even though he still isn't close to getting his batting average over the Mendoza Line of .200, David Ortiz has more RBI so far than A-Rod."

ARod can't field and he can't hit.

Got it.


My fun cherry-picky fact of the baseball season is that Andy Sonnanstine has more wins so far than Josh Beckett.


"There have to be nights at Dodger Stadium when Joe Torre misses A-Rod and Jeter the way kids at camp miss their puppies."

Joe Torre misses a third baseman who can't field and can't hit.