Saturday, October 31, 2009

Even the writers step up their game in October.

"Here is the best possible game plan for the Yankees as they go into Philadelphia for Game 3 of what is some World Series already: Mo' offense, less Mo Rivera."

I totally get it, partner.

"Mo" (short for "Mariano") sounds like "More."

Well played, maestro.


"Really, the best way for them to get ahead of the Phillies in the Series is to score so many runs Saturday that Rivera can take the night off."


Score a lot of runs?

Lupica, you are a traitor to New York.

If you publish this "score a lot of runs" theory-- henceforth, known as the Lupica Doctrine -- in a public forum, the Phillies might read about it. Charlie Manuel is probably devising a diabolical counter-stratagem.

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