Wednesday, June 05, 2013

Creepy.

"Tony Bosch, the fake doctor who ran the Biogenesis Clinic exposed by the Miami New Times earlier this year, merely has to tell MLB everything that went on at his defunct business. In return, the league will drop its lawsuit against him; 'indemnify him for any liability arising from his cooperation; provide personal security for him and even put in a good word with any law enforcement agency that may bring charges against him.' "

Provide personal security for Bosch?

"Put in a good word" with law enforcement agencies?

This is Bud Selig we're talking about. It sounds like Vito Corleone.



We will provide personal security for you, Mr. Bosch.

Why would I need personal security?

Just in case somebody would want to hurt you.

Who would want to hurt me?

Nobody would want to hurt you. But just in case somebody would want to hurt you, we will provide you with personal security. In exchange for your completely voluntary testimony.

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