Sunday, April 03, 2016

Please accept my facebook friend request.

"OK, well, two pieces of advice for the Mets ace, if I may:"

You may not.


"Good God, get off Twitter, already. You’ve got the life people would kill for: you’re young, rich, supremely talented, enjoying a glamorous Joe Namath lifestyle in the big city, with a shoe collection that would make Kim Kardashian blush, as you yourself said recently."

No.


"Not to mention you’re the New York bureau chief of Derek Jeter’s Players’ Tribune; between that responsibility and trying to pitch the Mets back to the World Series, you shouldn’t even have time for Twitter."

Not to mention since NY bureau chief of the Players' Tribune is not a real job ... but good job using your column to troll Matt Harvey.


"Secondly, develop a thicker skin. Johnny Franco used to yell at me, 'Why does your paper hate me so much?' when a back page headline blared 'Down The John' after he blew a save, but he didn’t stop talking to the media because of it. Usually he was smart enough to laugh it off."


Please talk to me.

Pleeeeeease.


Harvey just needs to pitch well. Harvey doesn't need to answer to John Harper.


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