Saturday, March 01, 2025

I propose a Presidential executive order to elect Lou Whitaker to the MLB Hall of Fame.

Bonus: As far as I know, Whitaker has never been accused of statutory rape.

That's the thing with Pete Rose. You have to be more specific when granting him a pardon.

While we're at it, maybe Congress should get over the whole "you're gambling with World War III" thing and discuss Tommy John's HOF credentials.

Why not take this to the next level?

At the next general assembly of the UN, all the world's delegates should be presented with a dossier explaining that the mostly forgotten Bobby Grich has one of the highest non-steroid career WARs amongst those not elected to the HOF.

Grich has a higher career WAR than Andruw Jones.

That's surprising, right?

Right?

Hello?

Are the translators working today?

 

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