Using 11% of the brain.

"So what is it we take away from last night's battle of the monster trucks? The Yankees, trailing by eight runs, coming on to win by nine - yeah, not bad - or was it the new, improved Randy Johnson suddenly being replaced by a tall, sad story?"

Both!

The Yankees, trailing by eight runs, came on to win by nine -- AND -- Randy Johnson pitched very poorly.

The human brain has the capacity to store multiple data items.

What else did I take away from last night's game? Lots of stuff!

• Buddy Groom is kind of an unsung hero for the Yankees this season.
• The last-place Devil Rays have 25 players who are better than Tony Womack.
• Lou Piniella should be put on a suicide watch.
• The Yankees are 2-0 this season when scoring 19 runs or more.
• In the eighth inning, John Sterling finally got a chance to say "back-to-back-to-back and a'belly-to-belly-to-belly."