"The best thing that could have happened to Josh Hamilton was the indignity of seeing himself lick whipped cream off a pair of fake breasts that didn’t belong to his wife."
As long as they're female human breasts, I think it goes without saying it's the best thing that could have happened.
Well, to be fair, I can think of a few things that are even better.
"Only now can he fully understand what his sobriety means to people. Not just his bride, Katie, and his children, and his Texas Rangers teammates."
Oh, for cryin' out loud.
If this clown is your inspirational hero, go find another inspirational hero. It shouldn't be difficult to find someone more inspiring. Throw a dart at the phone book.
"All of this was fascinating and raw, a man of enormous talent and crystalline fragility confronted with his worst nightmare and willing to offer the truth, or at least the version he remembers. Hamilton stood tall and spoke resolutely. He fell off the wagon and needed a hand back up."
.239, 8 HRs this year in 230 at-bats.
If that's indicative of an "enormous talent," Juan Rivera must be the second coming of Hank Aaron.
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