"Adrian Beltre might be a great signing."

Lupica hyped up Cameron when Cameron signed with the Mets. Cameron was awful then and Cameron is awful now.

Love the kind of player who has 1,798 career strikeouts to go along with his 265 career HRs. Keep swinging for the fences. It seems to be working out for you.


All of these signings of has-beens remind me of last year's John Smoltz signing. Remember how John Smoltz was going to win a bunch of playoff games for Boston?:

"The Red Sox have quietly changed a third of their starting lineup with Adrian Beltre - what might be a great signing - and Marco Scutaro and Mike Cameron, who now goes to center field."

And Tony Womack is going to be a fan favorite in New York.

And Alex Rodriguez is going to play first base.

And Wright/Reyes are better than ARod/Jeter. It's a modern-day Mays vs. Mantle debate that has swept the entire country as Wright managed to hit 12 HRs in a whole season.

And Mariano Rivera gave up that HR to Jason Bay last April (or May) and that means Mariano Rivera is finally finished.


"They are talking more and more about pitching and defense at Fenway, but guess what?

David Ortiz still better hit if they're going to make a run at the Yankees this season."

Beltre and Ortiz both need steroids to perform effectively, alright?

Guess what? That's what.