Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Jeter should ask for $50 cajillion dollars per year.

"Give it to me or I'll go play for the Mets."

"But it's an imaginary number, Derek."

"Make it happen, Hal. Or. I. Will. Go. Play. For. The. Mets.":


"There's no doubt that the Yankees will pay him whatever it takes to keep him."


Correct.


"But his struggles are costing him tens of millions of dollars on whatever contract he signs this offseason, which will probably be the last contract he ever signs."

Incorrect.


Also, if the first sentence is true, then the second sentence is false.

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