Wednesday, August 11, 2010

My open letter to Mark Teixeira.

Dear Mr. Teixeira,

The Yankees pay you $20 million per year to play baseball and the Yankees
are currently involved in a pennant race.

If you'd like to refund the money so you can witness your wife give birth,
that's still not acceptable. I am considering a class action lawsuit.

I know some say that witnessing a childbirth is a life-changing experience.
Last night, I was forced to watch Marcus Thames bat against right-handed
pitching and, believe me, that is also a life-changing experience.

I expect to see you back at work today. That's why it's called work.

Your pal,
Darren

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