Friday, October 04, 2013

Alex Rodriguez sues MLB.

You know what would be hilarious?

If someone could think of a synonym for "witch" or "witch hunt" and then use that as a prefix for "Rod."

Because you can then use that word to refer to Alex Rodriguez and it's funny.

It would a can't-miss, uproarious yet biting response to the news that Alex Rodriguez is suing MLB.

Because it's always funny to attach something to "Rod" and refer to Alex Rodriguez that way.

Mike Lupica?  Are you up to the task?  I anxiously await your next column with cautious optimism.


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