Gaping Hole

"Former Yankees first baseman Mark Teixeira returned to New York Wednesday, but unfortunately not to fill the gaping hole at first base in the Bronx."

Chris Carter is batting .200 with 7 HRs. Teixeira couldn't do any better. Carter is late-career Mark Teixeira at a fraction of the cost.


The rest of the article details Teixeira's contributions to his new career as baseball analyst:

• Aaron Judge is big and powerful
• Luis Severino is playing well
• Greg Bird will come off the DL and play first base for the Yankees