Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Three Ways to Fix Homerun Derby.

1) Distance counts. In fact, distance is the only thing that counts. Ten swings, whoever hits it furthest advances to next round.

2) Throw in some wild cards, like Rey Ordonez or Tony Womack. If for no other reason than to laugh at them.

3) Lefties bat righty, righties bat lefty. Switch hitters get blindfolded.

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