As soon as Huff's ball cleared the left-field wall, I received an angry voicemail asking me to properly articulate the universal feelings of disgust in an open letter to Torre, Cashman, Steinbrenner, and everybody else who is responsible for this mess.
I'm not sure if I can do this.
Rather than an emotional ranting, how about a short-but-deadly ninja attack?:
"Dear Brian,
Randy Johnson and Gary Sheffield are currently playing for first-place teams.
Keep up the good work.
Your friend,
Darren"
I hope that "sates the vox populi."
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