Sunday, March 30, 2008

"Have no fear, Paul O'Neill aficionados."

Sometimes, it's hard not to worry.

The price of gas, the weak dollar, the recession, the military conflicts, crime, homelessness, disease, earthquakes, tornadoes, floods, cholesterol, that upcoming project at work, that knocking noise in my car.

Sigh.

Baseball-wise, I think Yankees fans can "worry" if they want to. It's kind of pointless. Not much a fan can do to affect the outcome of a baseball game and, worst case, the Yankees lose a bunch of games. It has happened before.

But if a Yankee fan was the worrying sort, there's also a lot to worry about as the 2008 season approaches.

The Red Sox, the Blue Jays, the Devil Rays, the Indians, the Tigers, the Angels, the Mariners, Mussina, Hughes, Damon.

Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!

I forgot the most important thing I've been worrying about: What number will Morgan Ensberg wear?

No, SHUT UP ... TELL ME NOW ... WHAT IS MORGAN ENSBERG'S UNIFORM NUMBER?!?!?!?!

Phew.

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