Are you sure you won a World Series?

I'm almost ten years old and I remember some other shorstops who won World Series.

But I don't remember the Yankees ever winning a World Series.

My daddy says you won the World Series before I was even born.

My daddy says the last time you won the World Series, gas was under $2.00 per gallon.

Are you sure you're really a professional baseball player? Wow! That's neat-o! Can you get Juan Uribe's autograph for me?