Maybe the Yankees should have kept Billy Crystal full-time. He could have entertained the press corps with impromptu impersonations of ex-Presidents:
"Even during the good times, the Yankees have always been the circus act in this interborough rivalry, their combination of controversy and mega-stars so often making for great entertainment. Only this time the Mets come into the Subway Series as the team in the center ring after a circus-like month seemingly stolen right out of the Steinbrenner playbook."
Do you suppose John Harper even watches baseball games anymore?
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