Tuesday, March 02, 2010

He's guilty, alright. Guilty of being TOTALLY AWESOME!

"Over a span of 61 seconds at Alex Rodriguez’s locker, the most turbulent 61 seconds of a downright sleepy Yankee spring, the third baseman managed to declare three times that the performance-enhancing police are banging on another suspect’s door."

You timed it?

You timed it to the exact second?

Or is that a very shaky allusion to Roger Maris's HR record?


"But no, realistically, this isn’t about someone else. It’s about Alex Rodriguez. It’s about a once-in-a-generation ballplayer who cheated the game, cheated the fans and cheated himself, and who now is discovering that even a World Series ring and ticker-tape parade can’t absolve him of his not-so-venial steroid sins."

"Venial."

Ian O'Connor found thesaurus.com.

Good for him.


"Asked if he’s had any direct contact with Galea, Rodriguez said, 'I can’t get into that.'

He’ll get into it with the feds."


Boy, this is some interesting breaking news.

They're basically going to find Alex Rodriguez is guilty of everything he already admitted to.

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