Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Is it because Mets are good and Yankees are bad?

"Why is A-Rod different from Beltran and Reyes?"

Because ARod hit more than 10 HRs last season?

Because ARod has a shiny new championship ring on his finger? A championship ring that mocks and tortures Mike Lupica on a daily basis, like a ringworm slowly eating at Lupica's soul?



"Because Rodriguez is the big New York baseball star who has priors when it comes to performance-enhancing drugs. Beltran and Reyes do not."


Oh.


Nobody else cares, Lupica, but at least this give you something to write about besides long-forgotten Johnny Damon.

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