Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Sweat.

Joba would have to waive the no-trade clause in his contract that prohibits a trade to any area of the country that is not a part of Taco Bell's Cool Ranch Doritos tacos test market:

"Sensing the Yankees might have bullpen depth, the Rangers are following Joba Chamberlain."


Joba will definitely be able to handle the 100-degree heat in Texas.

Jog in from bullpen. Throw 8 warmup pitches. Pass out.

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