Oh, shut up.

You didn't even win the World Series. Imagine how much he'd run his mouth if he had:

"I'm not going to sit there today and look at all of these (expletive) numbers and try to predict this guy is going to be a great player. OPS this. OPS that. GPS. LCSs. DSDs. You know who has good numbers? Good (expletive) players.

"That's why to me the (Yoenis) Cespedes signing was good for us. He changed our team last year. He makes our lineup legitimate. This guy is going to hit 25 to 30 homers. He's going to drive in 100 runs. That's what he does.

"Those are the numbers I like.''

As if Yoenis Cespedes had a bad OPS.

OPS is just on-base percentage plus slugging percentage, for crying out loud.