Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Methinks they doth protest too much.

For one thing, I trust Jose Canseco more than I trust the Leader of the Free World.

For another thing, I hope the Leader of the Free World does not seriously think MLB steroid use is a priority of his administration.

I hope the Defenders of the Game go after Ivan Rodriguez with the same zeal that they go after Bonds and Giambi. Of course they won't. Because, deep down, nobody really cares about steroids.

The good news, of course, is that steroid furor will end in 2007. January, 2007, to be precise. Not only will the integrity of baseball be saved, but Western civilization will be saved.


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