It took two full seasons in a Yankee uniform, but Mike Lupica is finally forced to admit that Alex Rodriguez is pretty good. No longer unfavorably compared to David Wright and Aubrey Huff and Alfonso Soriano, ARod is now favorably compared to Joe Dimaggio. There just doesn't seem to be too much grey area in Mike Lupica's thought patterns. No middle ground somewhere between Aubrey Huff and Michael Jordan.
While explaining the confusing baseball playoff scenarios, Lupica then drops in this gem:
"Dumb. And dumber. I would have told you sooner, but I majored in English."
Uh, huh.
Who gave this guy a degree?
Can they take it back when they read a paragraph-esque structure like that?
"Dumb. And dumber." I'll say.
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