Is this some kind of joke to you?

"The minutiae might dull the agony of the day’s events. The Yankees stranded 14 runners. They loaded the bases in the 11th and again in the 14th. A leadoff, 13th-inning double from Cano went nowhere. A familiar set of culprits deflated the offense time and again, the quartet of Mark Teixeira, Travis Hafner, Kevin Youkilis and Vernon Wells. As a group, they went 0-for-28 with 12 strikeouts.

'We’ve got to be better than that,' Teixeira said. 'That’s a no-hitter for all of us. That’s not good.'

'You probably won’t see that very often,' Girardi said. 'My guess is we won’t see that the rest of the year.' "