OMG you guys, I was totally thinking that!

"Even before Carlos Beltran hit that bottom-of-the-ninth shot against the Orioles on Friday night, you know I was saying that Beltran is the most important hitter the Yankees have.

And the one who can, if healthy, best fill the void in the batting order left by Mr. Cano."

I was totally thinking the same thing!

I was like, "Swing batter batter batter ..." and then he hit a home run to win the game!

I told you guys that was going to happen. Well, technically, I didn't tell you out loud, but I was thinking it, and I was going to tell you.

Same thing with UConn in the NCAA basketball tournament. My official pick had them losing in the second round, but I was going to pick them to win the whole tournament ... and then they did!


"Apparently, if you pay attention to the flackery, now that Alex Rodriguez has dropped the last of his lawsuits — this one against Dr. Christopher Ahmad — we’re supposed to believe that he’s officially been saved like St. Paul on the road to Damascus."

You guys!

 

Just now, I was totally saying that I bet Mike Lupica writes something about Alex Rodriguez that nobody cares about anymore!

 

I'm on fire!