It's very important for Mike Lupica to convince himself that the Red Sox are a small market team. The Red Sox would never attempt to buy the World Series title because buying things is the worst thing a business can do:
"By the way?
Does anybody believe that five years for Sandoval and four for Ramirez is the same as seven years for Jacoby Ellsbury and seven for Masahiro Tanaka and more than $300 million laid out?
Really?"
You just asked three questions in a row in the most passive-aggressive non-statement in the history of pseudo-journalism ... even though "by the way" isn't a question ... and even though you're asking an extremely specific question to which the answer is probably "no."
It's a non-answer to a non-question that nobody was asking.
But we still get the point. The Yankees are stupid and bad and all their players will get injured. The Red Sox are smart and good.
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