Eat a hot dog and hit a homerun.

Teixeira still looks fat to me:

"After talking to Darien, Conn.-based trainer Ben Prentiss — who works with many NHL players — Teixeira started what he calls the 'No Fun Diet.’

'No gluten, no dairy, no sugar,' Teixeira said of the diet Prentiss suggested to curb the inflammation running through Teixeira’s body. 'We attacked all those things I have been having and I got myself really strong. I feel really strong. I was weaker than I had ever been in my entire career last year.’ "

I'll believe it when i see it.


"According to Teixeira, he lost 13 pounds of fat and added 15 pounds of muscle."

That's what everybody says after they put on 2 pounds of fat.


By the way, Sabathia used the All Fun Diet this offseason.