Thursday, October 17, 2019

Fate.

"The good news for the Washington Nationals is that they are in their first World Series."

Full stop.

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"They beat the champions of the National League West and now they’ve swept the champs of the NL Central."

Yeah.

We know.


"They were down two games to one to the Dodgers and came back to win Game 4. They were down 3-1 in the late innings of Game 5 at Dodger Stadium, and then Anthony Rendon and Juan Soto hit back-to-back home runs against Clayton Kershaw, and Howie Kendrick began turning into Mr. October for the Nats."


 Yeah.

We know.

Who do you think reads articles on MLB.com?

People who have no idea what is happening in MLB?


"Now here they are."

Waiting."

This article will surely help them whittle away their precious time.


"That’s the bad news for the Nationals, riding all this crazy momentum. They wait and keep waiting until the series between the Astros and Yankees is over. And while they wait, they hope that when they start playing again, at either Minute Maid Park or at Yankee Stadium, that they won’t have suffered from the Curse of the Tigers."

You've never heard of the Curse of the Tigers, have you?

Because it isn't a thing.

There is no bad news for the Nationals.

They are waiting to play in the World Series.

The following teams are waiting until April, and all of them would trade their No News for the Nationals' Bad News:
  1. Dodgers
  2. A's
  3. Rays
  4. Indians
  5. Cardinals
  6. Braves
  7. Twins
  8. Red Sox
  9. Mets
  10. Cubs
  11. Brewers
  12. Diamondbacks
  13. Phillies
  14. Reds
  15. Rockies
  16. Angels
  17. Blue Jays
  18. Giants
  19. Rangers
  20. Pirates
  21. Mariners
  22. White Sox
  23. Padres
  24. Marlins
  25. Royals
  26. Orioles 
  27. Tigers





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