Michael King and Brooks Kriske?

In a seven-inning game?

In a sixty-game season?

I know the fecund IL creates some difficulties in filling out a roster ... but you're still the New York Yankees.

I also know that quite a few of the regulars not named Judge, LeMahieu, or Voit are under-performing ... some are under-performing at a level that makes them a candidate for the Worst Starting Player in MLB.

But if you're going to ask for your fan base to pay attention while experiencing the trauma of a pandemic, unemployment, and social unrest ... you should return the favor and give us something worth watching.

Pretend you're trying to win.

Act like you are embarrassed and distraught when you're 5 games out of first place and in danger of missing the expanded playoffs.