Monday, March 30, 2009

Every year, for Lent, I promise to not eat any pickled eggs.

"Tejada was sentenced in U.S. District Court on Thursday to one year of probation, 100 hours of community service and a $5,000 fine for lying to Congress about handling performance-enhancing drugs."

What constitutes a violation of his probation? Lying to Congress? Or taking steroids?

Because, in the next year, he may be tempted to take steroids.

But it's highly unlikely that he'll have the opportunity to lie to Congress.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Lent? I haven't met many Felzenbergs who worry about Lent.