Wednesday, March 04, 2009

I know exactly why.

"The first reaction from a lot of people regarding Alex Rodriguez' non-diss diss of Derek Jeter and Johnny Damon is, funny as it sounds, Alex-being-Alex. But once in a while don't you have to wonder why almost none of the other players in baseball gets into pickles for saying stuff like this?"

Because you don't pay attention to what other baseball players say. That's exactly why. Because you LOVE observing him, talking about him, writing about him.


Four people were recently in a boating accident.

Do you know who they were?

1) The non-NFL player who was miraculously rescued.

2) The non-NFL player who's presumably dead ... also known as "that other guy."

3) An NFL player.

4) Another NFL player.

Not even well-known NFL players, but, still: They're important because they're NFL players.

I'm surprised they didn't just throw the survivor back into the ocean. It was such a waste of resources that could have been spent finding important people.

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