Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Wheee! I'm a sportswriter!

Who is this Kristie person?

Today, her intro is the proposition that All Star and outside MVP candidate Hideki Matsui is an unknown entity: "Hideki Matsui doesn't grab headlines like Jason Giambi, Alex Rodriguez or Derek Jeter. But he can deliver heroics as thrilling as any of his Yankee teammates."

He's also totally kewl. His hair is parted down the middle like Erik Estrada and his face is, like, on the side of an airplane in Japan.


This is a day after she suggests that it's difficult to remember how good of a player Alex Rodriguez is.

Well, she doesn't really suggest it, she kind of states it unequivocally: "Amid the fanfare and distractions that have marked his first year and a half with the Yankees, it's sometimes hard to remember how consistently great Alex Rodriguez is as a player."

It is? What "fanfare" and "distractions" are those? When I watch the Yankees every day, the most difficult thing to do is forget how consistently great Alex Rodriguez is as a player.

Like, Omigod! I totally forgot about Alex Rodriguez because I was spending too much time ignoring Hideki Matsui!

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