Steroid Test Results Made Public!
Barry Bonds, 99 others, under suspicion!
I know that post made no sense to anybody else.
It's just that when I read about the reaction to today's court ruling, I instantly thought of the 1984 parody newspaper, the Post New York Post:
Even the local sports talking head said that Barry Bonds obviously tested positive.
Though we don't even know if Bonds was in this batch of testing. Or if he was cleaned out by the time he was tested.
We do have a pretty good idea, however, that 100 players tested positive.
I can guarantee that 99 of them were not Barry Bonds.
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