An article that actually has zero original observations.

I wonder if Johnette Howard is a real person or some kind of google sports autobot aggregator:

"Their name is the Mets. They should be called the Mutts."

Those are the first two sentences of the article.

If you wish to continue reading an article after that starts like that, you may do so at your own peril.

The gist of the article is how the Mets are fiery underdogs who are surpassing expectations.