Bitch.

A rare non-baseball post, but this is astonishing to me in its depths of hackery.

It seems in the Carmelo/Garnett fight, somebody called somebody a bitch.



This is how Lupica ends Thursday's column:

"Carmelo Anthony wasn’t defending his wife’s honor that night, just his own. You know what they say. Life’s a you-know-what sometimes. Rhymes with rich."

Life's a bitch. I figured out your riddle.


This is how Lupica ends Friday's column:

"In Boston, he decided to just shut up and play. Good. You know what they say about payback. It’s also something that rhymes with rich."

Yeah, payback's a bitch ... but you just used that joke yes-ter-day.


I know what Lupica is.  It rhymes with punk-ass hack.