He says "no kidding," but he really is kidding. It just isn't funny:
"Before long, we will start to hear that 'Pride of the Yankees II,' the inspirational story of Alex Rodriguez’s comeback, is in development in Hollywood.
I think Jay Z should play him.
No kidding, eventually we’re going to start hearing that this guy is more beloved than Yogi was."
Guffaw.
Let me help you with your Hollywood options:
"That Art of Standing Around: The Story of 2015 Gold Glove Winner Yoenis Cespedes"
"It Ain't Cheating if They Don't Catch You: The Mike Piazza Story"
"No Rings and No MVPs: Let Me Call a Sports Radio Show and Explain How This is David Wright's Breakout Year"
"Cocaine, Cocaine, and More Cocaine: The Mets Ring of Honor"
"Not as Smart as You Think You Are and Shut Up About the DH Already: The Life and Times of Gary Cohen"
"Annuities and the Future Value of Money: Explaining Bobby Bonilla's Contract"
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