"Read it and weep: more Red Soxers than Skanks will start All Star game"
Did you says "Skanks"?
That's crazy.
You're a nut.
Also, since this is in a New York newspaper, you're dangerous. You're kind of like Marlon Brando in "The Wild One."
"Bad news, Bronx boo-birds: the diamond will be filled with red B's, and not white interlocking NY's, when the American League all stars take the field for the final All Star Game at Yankee Stadium."
Great news, you mean.
I only wish every Yankee had three days off.
"Will the Bleacher Creatures do a roll-call and conveniently skip over Man-Ram, Peds and Youkie? Probably."
Okay, first thing, the Bleacher Creatures will not have tickets to the All Star Game.
Secondly, don't refer to grown men as "Man-Ram," "Peds," or "Youkie." You sound like a six-year-old girl at a tea party talking to her stuffed animals.
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