The only thing I can think of right now is "GIDP."

A baseball columnist writes an article that praises Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter.

While doing so, the columnist contrasts Derek Jeter to Yankee third baseman Alex Rodriguez:

"Teammate Alex Rodriguez may have been the leading vote-getter for this All-Star Game. He may be on track to be the sport's all-time home run leader and arguably is the game's best player.

And Jeter, who turned 34 last month, is enduring arguably [the] most disappointing season of his career, both statistically and with the Yankees in danger of missing the playoffs for the first time in his career.

But New York is still Jeter's town, perhaps more than any other current athlete."

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!