Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Jayson Stark explores the Interconnectedness of Life.

During the Devonian era, the first life forms occupied land on Earth. Four hundred million years later, the Red Sox won the World Series. Those tetrapods and terrestrial arthropods Changed The World, man.

There is a huge black hole right in the middle of Stark's theory: "Once you stop and think about it, though, it becomes clear that maybe none of what's happened in the past year would have been possible had it not been for Aaron Boone, The Man Who Changed The World."

Why?

I'm stopping.

I'm thinking about it.

It is still not clear.

Explain to me why the Red Sox could not have possibly won the World Series if Aaron Boone had remained on the Yankees.

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