Thursday, November 03, 2005

Jim Baumbach Struggles With Single-Digit Numbers.

"In spring training, after countless Red Sox players bombarded him with insults about not being a 'true Yankee,' he bit his lip, refusing to engage in a war of words."

1) Schilling.
2) Nixon.
3) Varitek.

That's three.

Three is a very big number, but it's still countable.

I may have even forgotten a few Red Sox players who bombarded ARod with insults. But even If I did, the number is still countable.

The trick is to use all the fingers on both hands.

2 comments:

choppa said...

Speaking as a fellow poker addict, what's wrong with him playing poker? He's not betting on baseball games. In a lot of ways, poker isn't a true game of chance. The ability to bluff your opponent to fold a better hand makes adds a skill factor that nullifies part of the 'chance.'

Give the guy a friggin' break, everyone else in the world is allowed to play but him?

Have the results of the MVP vote been made public yet?

Darren Felzenberg said...

AL Cy Young comes out today. I think MVP comes out next week.

Choppa, did you vote in my Cy Young/MVP poll? Send in your top 4. But hurry!