Esteemed Senator Kerry,
As one of one-hundred United States senators, what is foremost in your mind?
"A Red Sox fan ought to be able to watch their team without having to switch to DirecTV."
Well, they can always listen on the radio or follow pitch-by-pitch on the Internet.
Problem solved.
Next in the inbox is the $999,000,0000,0000,000.00 budget deficit.
Seriously, though: What about the buildup of American warships in the Persian Gulf? The latest scientific reports that global warming is accelerating and irreversible? The "uptick" of American troops in Iraq?
I mean, do you even realize that you're supposedly a representative of the American people and most American people don't even care about baseball?
They care about feeding their children and the price of gas.
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