Thursday, October 09, 2008

Hardball.

I'm surprised nobody is seeing the easy way to beat the Dodgers. Peg Manny in the back the first time he bats. Then, the second time he bats. Every time, if necessary.

Torre won't retaliate -- he never does.

Manny won't retaliate -- we know that.

What are they going to do? Peg Ryan Howard? Go ahead.

Howard won't charge the mound. He will smile and slowly walk towards the mound, casting aside Dodger players until he reaches the pitcher. Then, Howard will reach into the pitcher's chest, pull out the pitcher's heart and eat it.

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