Alex Rodriguez is the best.

This sounds like an exaggeration at the least, but it's still funny:

"The strangest story he told me of all his years as the clubhouse manager was one which involved Alex Rodriguez.

All the stories of how the media portrayed A-Rod to be full of himself, having a big ego, and being self centered were all true, he said to me. He told me of how before MLB had cracked down on clubhouse accessibility, A-Rod had a kid straight of college, as former clubhouse manager summed up to me as, 'Someone who would basically tell Rodriguez, how good he was, how he was the best, and etc. Almost like a personal assistant.' "