Sunday, April 15, 2012

Answering rhetorical questions.

"If the Yankees are actually sincere about getting their payroll to $189 million eventually — that means actually having a real 'budget' — how in the world do they keep Curtis Granderson and Nick Swisher and pay Robinson Cano a fortune when it’s his turn at bat?"

Pay Cano, pay Granderson, dump Swisher, or spend more than $189 million.

The reason I said that is because Cano is better than Granderson and Granderson is better than Swisher.

That was super-easy.

What is the next question?


"Whatever happened to Kei Igawa?"

Mo Vaughn and Bobby Bonilla own a chain of lunch trucks that they lease to New York free agent busts.

Igawa is currently splitting shifts with Oliver Perez at a lunch truck up in Hunts Point.

Their full-time dishwasher is Shawn Estes.

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