Attention is currency.

If you're wondering how Kylie Jenner can (supposedly) be worth $900 million, look at this nonsense.

A mediocre AA ballplayer goes 1-for-4, and that warrants a newspaper article?:

"Somehow, Tim Tebow keeps finding a way to counter his critics by doing something unexpected."

I'm ready to be wowed.


"The former Heisman Trophy winner and NFL quarterback was named to the Class AA Eastern League All-Star team despite a rather unremarkable .270 batting average, five home runs and 33 RBI this season for the Binghamton (N.Y.) Rumble Ponies, a New York Mets affiliate."

Unremarkable, but that doesn't stop me from remarking.


"Tebow, 30, was in the East squad's starting lineup Wednesday night, batting ninth as the designated hitter. In his first at-bat against West starting pitcher Beau Burrows, Tebow hit an opposite-field double."

Waiting to be wowed.


"Tebow grounded out to shortstop in the fifth inning, flied out to left field in the seventh and, representing the go-ahead run in the bottom of the ninth, struck out swinging."

Wow!


"The East pushed a run across in the ninth and the game ended in a 4-4 tie."

WOW!

Wilmer Flores is so good, the Mets should consider starting him ... I mean, trading him.

"Wilmer Flores has done this enough times now that perhaps it would behoove some contending team to actually offer the Mets a decent prospect or two for Walkoff Wilmer ahead of the upcoming trade deadline.

Flores came up as a pinch-hitter in the 10^th inning on Monday and promptly did what he does best, ripping a home run off the left-field foul pole to end the Mets’ 4-3 win in the opener of a doubleheader split against the Phillies at Citi Field, while also establishing the record for the most game-ending RBI in franchise history.

What started out as the ultimate feel-good story when Flores had cried on the field after nearly getting traded to Milwaukee just ahead of the 2015 trade deadline – and then clubbing a game-winning home run two days later – has developed into something of a cottage industry for the 26-year-old utility man.

Even if he doesn’t have a true defensive position, it’s hard to argue with his repeated results late in games."

It's easy to argue with.

Maybe a contending team could use Wilmer Flores.

Expecting him to just sit on the bench until it's time for a walkoff HR?Very dumb.

It's just a weird statistical blip and everyone knows it is.

Why did I click on this article?

He fooled me on the MLB website:

"One of the reasons, but not the only one, that the Yankees will be actively seeking a starting pitcher or two before the non-waiver Trade Deadline is because of the way one of the starters they already have, Sonny Gray, has pitched for them so far.

Gray came to the Yankees from Oakland, and always looked pretty good to them out there. Only now he is in New York and Yankees fans act as if he is not only pitching as badly as he has lately, but also vandalizing Monument Park between starts."

For what it's worth ... and it isn't worth much ... Lupica was, like, a HUGE Sonny Gray fan.



"Gray gave up five runs and six hits and threw two wild pitches in the two innings he pitched in the New York's 6-2 loss in Toronto Friday night, after starting a game against the Red Sox last Saturday night that the Yankees ended up losing, 11-1. His record is now 5-7 this season, with an earned run average of 5.85. Gray was 4-7 last season after the Yankees acquired him from the A's, even if he did get two starts in the postseason, one in which he pitched a solid five innings against the Astros in Game 4 of the American League Championship Series, a game that Yankees won late."

We all have access to baseball-reference.com, but what does last year's ALCS have to do with ... anything?

In fact, you haven't written anything yet.

Skip the three-paragraph intro if you're going to just repeat things we already know.


"But the problem they have, tied in to Sonny Gray's problems, is that a lot of the starting pitchers who may be available seem to be different versions of the same Sonny Gray the Yankees liked as much as they did when he was pitching for somebody else."

That's the problem in a nutshell, with the Yankees and every team in MLB.

Which is why the Mets should hold on to both deGrom and Synderrggaarrdd.

You can trade them for 10 prospects, 2 of which become MLBers, 0 of which become All Stars, but even if you somehow put together a playoff lineup, you will never be able to replace two top-notch starters.


"Different shades of Gray, basically, if not 50 of them."

His first name is a pun, too. So many decisions to make when you're a professional baseball columnist. 

But 50 Shades of Gray is too good to pass up ... and also timely. Lupica sure has his finger on the pulse of pop culture.


"But there is only one starting pitcher out there -- unless the Giants decide to deal Madison Bumgarner -- who could change everything for the Yankees this October the way Justin Verlander changed everything for the Astros last October and that is a guy they don't have to worry about in New York because he's already pitching in New York:

Jacob deGrom."

"There is only one starting pitcher out there ... other than Madison Bumgarner."


I mean, look, I know the target audience on MLB.com is beyond the New York Metropolitan Area, but that was a pretty big buildup to tell us the Sky is Blue.

Will it happen? DeGrom to the Yankees. I doubt it.

But every single caller to WFAN sure has an offer for the Mets. The first thing I heard this morning was deGrom-for-Stanton. That's probably the highest price I've heard, with the lowest being, say, Andujar and Ellsbury.

One thing these moronic callers have that Lupica doesn't have: the guts to put their offer on the airwaves.

This is all we get from the weasel:

"Will the Mets trade deGrom (who is still only 30)? No one knows that."

OK, so what do you know?

Did you try asking Buck Showalter?

Bird is still young and has a decent amount of power, I suppose.

This doesn't mention a 3-pitch strikeout with bases loaded and one out with the game on the line. 

I don't actually know if an infield shift was on at the time.

I'm the Braves had to play at normal double-play depth, but I guess it doesn't matter when the batter can barely hit a foul ball:

"The Yankees have to be close to losing their patience with first baseman Greg Bird, who’s hitting .198 in 31 games since coming off the disabled list following ankle surgery. After hitting two homers in Saturday’s win, he’s 1-for-8. He entered Monday hitting .171 (7-for-41) in his previous 15 games.

'I've just got to do better,' he said late Monday night."

 I don't know if they "have to be" losing their patience. They seem to give this guy a lot of slack.

At best, he can platoon with, like, the equally horrible Todd Neil Walker. It's a bit of a shock if either of them even put the ball into play.

Bird is 25 years old, has accumulated 400 career at-bats, and has a career WAR of 1.0.

Judge is a five-tool champ.

Judge almost made a game-saving catch that would have been one of the best catches I've ever seen.

Diverting attention from the error that set it up. An error from the star second baseman maybe needs to grow up a little.

I can't think of one Yankee second baseman Pat Kelly who played fundamentally sound defense.

Charge the ball, glove on the ground, hunch over the ball, get into a position to throw.

Maybe there's a youtube clip of Willie Randolph.

Actually, there probably is not a youtube clip. Because winning fundamentals are routine and boring.

Rhetorical Question

Why does Buck Showalter still have a job?

You can maybe "man up" in Scranton.

"Thus far as a Yankee, he's 9-13 in 27 starts with a 4.68 ERA, including 5-5 with a 5.44 this year as the biggest Achilles on an American League power. The Yanks are 7-9 when Gray starts, 46-18 when anyone else starts.

'I feel like we're the best team in baseball four out of five days,' Gray said. 'To come out and do that ... it just sucks.'"

Congratulations to Sonny Gray for self-flagellating himself in the post game locker room.

My advice to anyone associated with baseball, as you review a season's worth of Sonny Gray excuses:

1. Pay no attention to post game comments.

2. Stop associating baseball ability with willingness to be contrite.

3. Never use the phrase "personal catcher" again.

The New York Backpage Battle.

The Red Sox come to the Bronx this weekend in a battle for first place.

The Mets invade Miami in a battle for fourth place.

Do not ever be snarky.

This guy was anointed way too early … I don’t know why he got the job in the first place … and I think the general take that his team lacks talent is ignoring some obvious flaws in the managing.

But I know one thing … as long as you are polite to the writers, the writers will let you off the hook.

As soon as you utter one sentence of derision, the writers will turn against you.

The lack of fundamentals has gotten out of hand.

This is embarrassing:

"Amed Rosario was in the batting cage, an hour before the Mets would take BP on Monday, working on bunting as part of a teaching session that involved three coaches, as well as manager Mickey Callaway.

And much like the baserunning clinic that first-base coach Ruben Amaro conducted last week, as players gathered around him at each base, you couldn’t watch without thinking that players shouldn’t need such basic instruction at the big-league level.

All of which begs the question: what’s going on with the Mets’ player-development system? Aren’t players getting this type of instruction in the minors, particularly in spring training?

...
 

Meanwhile, on Sunday Callaway said he didn’t consider having Dom Smith drop down a bunt in the ninth inning, with the go-ahead run on first and the Dodgers in an over-shift, because the young first baseman had never bunted as a minor-leaguer.

Records show that Smith did bunt once, executing a sacrifice as a Class-A minor leaguer in 2014, and, in truth, with the bunt being de-emphasized as a strategy all around baseball in the last few years, there are surely plenty of former first-round draft picks who haven’t bunted in the minors.

The point, however, is that somebody like Smith should at least be doing bunt drills during spring training as a minor-leaguer, and Backman says he only recalls pitchers being asked to take part in such drills during his years with the Mets."

Dom Smith doesn't know how to bunt?

Gary Sanchez is fat.

Aaron Boone sure doesn't like to get to the point:

“Maybe it’s a time that we make sure he’s staying proactive with the conditioning so that when he does come back he’s in the best possible place so that he can be physically sound the rest of the way.

“That’s something that we’ll attack aggressively in these next two, three, four weeks while he’s down, hopefully putting him in a good place.”

Put down the fork and get on an elliptical.

Oh, and do me a personal favor. Make an attempt to catch the pitches when the bases are empty. Maybe then it will become a habit.

Did he do something wrong? Is he being benched for doing something wrong?

“I’m just having a couple of days for me to relax and enjoy the game. I’m available to come from the bench. It’s OK, something that I understand. It’s something that will help me and I agree with that.

I'm watching the game from the dugout to see how the other pitchers, the rival pitchers, are working against us so I can see how they’re doing and take advantage of that . . . I see one day . . . I do very well and the other days it doesn’t happen.’’

Even when you're in the starting lineup, most of the time is spent in the dugout watching the game. This isn't backyard wiffle ball with two batters alternating.

Sometimes, it's good to be wrong.

I though they were both shot.

I'm right and everyone else is wrong.

"The New York Yankees are on pace for 111 wins as of Wednesday. The archrival Boston Red Sox are on pace for 107.

Even if they maintain that pace—an admittedly massive "if"—one of them will face a one-and-done wild-card playoff at best.

Is that justice?"

It's Sweet Injustice.

Besides, if the Wild Card team doesn't like it, there are a couple of things they can do:

1) Win the division.

2) Win the Wild Card game.


"On its face, the renewal of the Red Sox-Yankees rivalry is a great thing for the game. Two ancient foes with large, vocal fanbases crossing swords. What could be better?

Here's one thing that could be better: a club with triple-digit victories not being subjected to sudden death."

What would be even better is two ancient foes with large, vocal fanbases crossing swords all year with no safety net.


"The do-or-die wild-card play-in has undeniably provided drama. It's an instant Game 7; just heat and serve."

It's cheap thrills. I can't recall any of the Wild Card matchups except when the Yankees were involved.


"It's not all about the Yankees and Red Sox. Over in the AL West, the defending champion Houston Astros and Seattle Mariners are also on pace for 100-plus victories. Two of the four best teams in baseball, at least by current record, could be shoved into the wild-card crucible where one costly error or errant pitch can tip the scales."

You make it sound kind of ... dramatic and great when you put it that way.


"The point, though, is that it was unjust then and unjust today. The playoffs should be about the best teams competing under the brightest lights, not a top World Series hopeful going home because it ran into an ace in the smallest possible sample of one game."

"Running into an ace" sounds like a perfectly great reason to topple a World Series hopeful ... who should have won the division.

If the teams stay on course, the September pennant race will be great.

It would be even better without the Wild Card.

It would be schoolkids at the beach checking the out-of-town scoreboard every evening.

It would be a real pennant race.

In the month of June, Stanton has played in 16 games and struck out in 15 of them.

"Stanton struck out twice in Sunday’s 3-1 loss to the Rays, both in crucial spots. He has a .608 OPS with runners in scoring position, and is 4-for-34 in “late & close” situations."

Yikes.

The Dark Knight of Cincinnati.

Matt Harvey update.

With Cincinnati: 6 starts, 1 W, 2 L, 5.04 ERA, 30.1 IP, 30 H, 17 ER, 8 BB, 24 K, 7 HR.

Still stinks.

Cowardly and gutless.

This guy may just be trying to drive the price down.

Greg Bird looks like he should be a good hitter.

This is the only reason I can think of that he is batting third in this Yankee lineup.

Underachiever.

It's a tough label. Maybe he's just slumping. Gardner and Didi just slumped and they weren't called underachievers.

Perhaps the most unusual aspect of this situation is that Sanchez's backup is hitting .344.

This probably won't go on much longer, but he brings up some good points.

He can't play and he's a bad guy:

"4. Those able to pardon both those things have a hard time — rightly so — forgetting the only reason Reyes was available for his encore as a Met is because he was a pariah in the sport following a domestic-abuse suspension handed out by MLB in 2016, the details of which remain chilling."

It doesn't ruin my day if the Yankees use five pitchers.

"Over the past 18 months, baseball commissioner Rob Manfred has been all but begging major league players for ideas and input on ways to make the product better. He seems ready to discuss even radical ideas, whether it’s some restrictions on defensive shifts, a pitch clock or maybe -- eventually -- an electronic strike zone.

 Here’s a fundamental change that would improve the game on many levels: Limit managers to the use of four pitchers per nine innings, with exceptions built in for injuries and blowouts."

Define "injury" and "blowout" for me.


"Major league baseball desperately needs to get off the growing front-office addiction to relief pitchers, which is helping to destroy important components of the game."

Funny, I actually think it's a natural strategic evolution which makes the game better.


"Among those: the essential pre-eminence of starting pitchers, who need to be marquee-worthy not only for the teams and their marketing departments but also for the players’ union; the scoring of runs by means other than a home run; and batters making contact and putting the ball in play."

1. The "essential pre-eminence of starting pitchers" is diminished, I suppose. On the other hand, the few remaining studs are worth more than ever.

2. The scoring of runs by means other than a home run?

3. Batters making contact and putting the ball in play [sic]? As opposed to, of course, the recent explosion of players putting the ball in play ... without making contact.

Point #1 I largely disagree with. I agree that it's hard to market a middle reliever, but the top relief pitchers have been marketed as superstars for a long time. Sure, you might be disappointed if you show up in a Rivera tee shirt, but the odds of seeing your favorite players are still better than 1 in 5.

Points #2 and #3 both boil down to superior pitching overall. Superior due to specialization and the realization that it's better to go full throttle for a shorter period of time.


"None of this is meant to challenge the analytical wisdom behind the parade of relievers overrunning the sport. It's been demonstrated beyond any doubt that there are statistical advantages in the growing number of reliever/batter matchups and in the strategy of yanking the starting pitcher before he's exposed to the opposing lineup a third time. Smart people are making smart decisions to create effective seven- and eight-man bullpens."

Which side are you on?


"But this trend is affecting the game in ways that will never attract the young fans baseball wants and could also alienate longtime fans.

Few starting pitchers concern themselves with getting through five or six innings these days. Rather, they're increasingly trained to throw as hard as they can, and when their work is finished, they're followed by relay teams of relievers who also throw really, really hard. The number of pitches of 96-plus mph has more than tripled in a span of just four years, and quite frankly, a lot of hitters -- especially older hitters -- are getting crushed."

Oh, the ineffectiveness of older hitters is the problem. Maybe we can pitch underhanded to Adrian Gonzalez to make the game exciting for the youngsters.

I can see where this is headed, but it's a dumb solution to a non-problem.

The batters have to figure this out and adjust (or hit against the freaking shift once in a while). Did you know the total MLB batting average is just .246?

Yeah, the balls will surely be put in play by over-the-hill batters if the pitchers are all out of gas. Sounds like an over-correction and not lots of fun.

Felz Stats of the Day

• Gary Sanchez is batting .194 this season.
• Greg Bird is batting .221 in his career.

Pitcher's can't hit.

I'm surprised that Tanaka's injury is drawing so much attention. I doubt it will be a tipping point, and it shouldn't be. This argument should have been settled a long time ago:


"Sure, these are professional athletes and they should be able to run 90 feet once in a while without injuring themselves. 

But why take the chance anymore? Why is MLB still putting players of such importance at any unnecessary risk if it’s at all avoidable?

The Players’ Association for years has been in favor of an expanded implementation of the DH to both leagues because it would translate into several more high-paying jobs, but there hasn’t been much indication recently from MLB commissioner Rob Manfred towards the NL finally making the switch.

Please spare me the baseball purists’ argument that such a move would eliminate too much of the strategy from the game, or that Bartolo Colon once leaned into one and ripped a home run for the Mets. Entering the weekend, pitchers also were hitting a collective .113 this season. How exciting.

Ask any Yankees fan if they’d rather see Boone execute a double-switch or have Tanaka available for every start the rest of the season, especially with Jordan Montgomery already undergoing Tommy John surgery this week.

It’s a simple answer. And it’s a common-sense change that’s long overdue."

Tim Tebow has a future career in politics.

I have no idea what his actual opinion is regarding whatever he's talking about:

“I think when people believe in something and they stand for that, I don’t knock them for that. Even if I agree with some or disagree with some, I appreciate it when people have convictions and they stand for that. I think it’s important how we do that as well. So I think there’s a lot of players that I’m friends with that have been on both sides and I understand it and I think what’s more important is to know their heart and where they’re coming from and where the conviction stands in their heart and what they really want to share."

I think Bumgarner is my favorite player.

" 'You just gotta find a way to get a guy in, bases loaded and no outs,’' said Bumgarner, who fouled off a hittable 2-0 fastball. 'There’s no excuse for it, pitcher or not. Or at least a better opportunity than striking out.' "

I would honestly say that the only player on the Yankees’ roster who understands this is, like, Ronald Torreyes, and he’s in the minor leagues.

I think Gary Sanchez, for example, is disappointed when he strikes out with RISP and less than two outs, but it’s hard to tell the difference, because he’s always disappointed when he strikes out and slowly trudges back to the dugout.

I think nearly 100% of all major league batters think of this situation as a chance to get 4 RBIs, regardless of the score, regardless of the game situation. The hitting coaches and managers can explain that you can get 1 RBI the easy way … maybe even 2 easy RBIs with the shifts … but it simply doesn’t register.

Four is better than one, coach. That’s how I get paid.

The Boston Daily News.

"By the way?

We keep hearing about the Yankee starting pitching, and I happen to think it’s better than what the Red Sox have, even though the Red Sox have Sale, Price and Porcello at the top of their rotation.

Maybe one of these days Price will make you believe he could ever get a game off the Yankees in a big moment. He just hasn’t done it yet."

Mike Lupica writes about David Price more than he writes about any player on the Yankees or the Mets.

He also writes about the Red Sox as if he was writing for a Boston newspaper.


"After this season, Major League Baseball needs to take a look at the Wild Card system, as a way of making it more fair."

Get rid of it.

"There is great fun, for sure, in having do-or-die games in both leagues for the two Wild Card teams.

So often games like that have provided great drama."

Cheap thrills.

"At the end of it, if you have won 95 games or 100 or more than that, you should earn the right to do more than go up against a hot starting pitcher and lose to him the way you can lose to a hot goalie in hockey in a one-game season."

Boo hoo. Sports aren't fair sometimes.

If you want real drama, imagine the 2018 season with no wild card.Every game would be precious and you'd check the out-of-town box scores for three months.

I think it's great when a 100-win team misses the playoffs.

When Lupica complains about this situation, I can't help but think he's just worried about his beloved Red Sox getting knocked out by Seattle in a one-game playoff.

Mike Conforto missed a cutoff man.

Happens just about every game, but I guess it can't hurt to remind pro ballplayers that they're expected to execute the fundamentals. Conforto is maybe identified as a player who can shrug off the criticism, or whatever, but it sure seems like a misdemeanor in the scheme of things.

In order to have a career-defining moment, you need to have a career.

"Six years ago today, Johan Santana threw the first and only no-hitter in Mets franchise history. It took him 134 pitches, the most controversial foul ball Carlos Beltran had ever hit and a career-defining catch by Mike Baxter."

Just for kicks, I looked up the "career" of our favorite Archbishop Molloy product:

.228/.333/.331, 4 HR, 28 RBIs.

Career WAR of 0.4.

So, yes. That time he made a nice catch in a big spot was undoubtedly the highlight of a career full of lowlights.

This game proved the Yankees need better ... defense.

The Cy Young Award front-runner faces the Yankees' #5 starter (maybe #6 or #7, depending on how you look at it) and each of them allow one HR and that's about it. The other runs allowed by German were arguably not his fault.

But, yeah, even if he got bombed out of the park ... as mentioned in the article ... a better gauge would be Severino vs. Verlander.


The Yankees' rotation is not great. The Yankees should probably not be the favorites to win the World Series. But this particular game was not a great demonstration of the difference between the Astros' rotation and the Yankees' rotation.

Fast Forward to the Playoffs.

Other than #4, I wouldn't be surprised if all of these things are wrong:

"Even though the baseball season is barely two months old, it is not too early to draw some conclusions about this fun-to-watch (but otherwise possibly doomed) Yankee ballclub and they are these:

1. They will very likely win 100 games and, because of the extraordinary competitive imbalance in baseball, could even possibly surpass the team record of 114 set in 1998.

2. Presently leading the majors in homers, slugging and OPS, they are on pace for 272 homers, which would easily break the 1997 Seattle Mariners' all-time record of 264 homers in a season.

3. They are also on pace to become the first team in history with four players hitting 40 homers or more.

4. They are not going to the World Series with this starting rotation."

Let's see:

• The Yankees will probably not win 100 games, forget about 115.
• The imbalance of baseball is not extraordinary in any way. It's lame how everyone gets worried about this whenever the Yankees are good.
• They are not going to easily break the all-time homer record.
• At least one of the players on pace to hit 40 HRs will get hurt.
• Starting rotations may not even matter in the playoffs anymore ... and the other teams are worried about their lineups and bullpens.

No one knows what will happen in the playoffs, even if one can semi-accurately predict what will happen in a longer stretch of games (June - September).

What bugs me about this subject matter is that it's not really a baseball analysis, it's a pointless search for a problem. Which is what many fans like to do.

The Yankee starters are not great, but it may not matter. Or they may pitch great in October while Chapman sits on his hands in the bullpen.

"That means that I'm vey outspoken."

Teixeira just seems like one of those Hall Monitors who lack self-awareness. He rushed to dump on Girardi and Cano. I'm not sure what he's paid for, actually. He says he's paid to speak his mind, but I haven't heard say anything interesting or informative.

Thirteen hits, zero runs.

Brace yourself for this one ...

PED users are already in the baseball HOF. I am 100% sure of it. A lot of time is being spent discussing the potential future occurrence of something that has already happened.

 

Lupica tries to reconcile his hatred of the Yankees/ARod with his unwillingness to admit he was wrong:

"It is not as if Robinson Cano is the first Yankee or former Yankee to end up in a story, or even a suspension, about performance-enhancing drugs. Fact is they could start to think about fielding a team on Old Timer's Day for guys like Cano."

So could every team.

"He goes for 80 games now. Alex Rodriguez, who gets treated like the mayor of baseball on television now, went for a whole season once, after lying about his own use of baseball drugs from here to Cooperstown and back. Roger Clemens was one of the stars of the Mitchell Report. And Andy Pettitte says he used human growth hormone, but only to get better and be an even better teammate. Jason Giambi was one of the BALCO All-Stars back in the day."

I like how Cano is suddenly a "former Yankee" instead of a "current Mariner."

The Mariners gave this guy $240 million and hoped he would be the centerpiece of a resurgence of Seattle baseball. While he has played quite well in Seattle overall, they haven't even made the playoffs during Cano's tenure.

Aside from that, you can easily list all the Seattle Mariner offenders ... including ARod Himself, for cryin' out loud.

Remember when Bret Boone drove in 141 runs?

Remember when 37-year-old Edgar Martinez put up a .324/.423/.579 slash line and drove in 145 runs?

Jay Buhner had three straight 40-HR seasons which I don't consider legit, but which most holier-than-thou writers ignore as they gleefully pounce on the Yankees for the Ken Phelps trade.

Nelson Cruz?

 

"So it's not just a former teammate of Cano's like Mark Teixeira saying he's not surprised by what happened to Cano. No one should be surprised about Cano. Or anybody else. As one big baseball executive said to me once, 'They use this stuff because it works.'
 
Now he loses $12 million of that. You'd have to be a dope — literally, figuratively — not to make a deal like that for yourself."

Ha ha, right. Lupica is such a punk. Suddenly, out of nowhere, when the circumstances change, Mike Lupica is the Voice of Pragmatic Reason rather than the Hand-Wringing Keeper of Baseball's Soul.

The same goes ARod, Clemens, Giambi, Pettitte, McGwire, Sosa, Palmeiro, Bonds and all the others ... at least they're not dopes.

Which also means Lupica has wasted column space on this topic for the past 20 years.


"[ARod] went to Bosch and Biogenesis for the same reason that Cano surely went to whomever he went, here or in the Dominican Republic: He went looking for something that would work for him. He ended up with a $270 million contract with the Yankees. Cano ended up with a $240 million contract from the Mariners after the Yankees wouldn't give him the years or the money he wanted. A-Rod lost a 10th of that money, or thereabouts. Cano loses a fifth of his contract with the Mariners. Again: You'd have to be a dope not to make a deal like that, in a game Cano now says he wouldn't cheat for anything"

12 divided by 240 is 5 percent, not a fifth, you squid. A fifth is 20 percent.

But it doesn't matter, anyway, does it?

Math isn't Lupica's strong suit. Neither is ethics. Neither is sportswriting.


Lupica got caught, simple as that.

He was wrong about Cano. The Yankees were smart to avoid signing Cano.

So that's the first thing that's impossible for Lupcia to admit. The Yankees were right, which means Lupica was wrong.


It's also impossible for Lupica to admit the obvious truth about his decades-long dismissal of the "BALCO All-Stars": He is not really upset about PED use at all.

He just picks and chooses based on his personal tastes and uses his column to hammer out personal grudges.


Lupica hates the Yankees.

In particular, Lupica enjoys ridiculing Yankee decision-makers.

So Cano was "supposed to" embarrass the Yankees by leading Seattle to the Promised Land while the Yankees descending into irrelevance in a Mets Town Renaissance.

It didn't work out that way and, to add insult to injury, now Cano is revealed as a PED fraud.

Lupica's only way out?

Immediately soften his stance on PED users.

 

The Red Sox are paying JD Martinez $24 million this season.

"Through the first quarter of the season, adding J.D. Martinez to the middle of the Red Sox lineup has been way more important than adding Giancarlo Stanton to the middle of the Yankees lineup."

J.D. Martinez is not an unknown entity.

He wasn't first in NL MVP voting 2017, and the expectations for his offensive output are certainly somewhat lower than Stanton's.

But Martinez was 14th in NL MVP voting, despite playing half the season in the AL

Perhaps that demonstrates typical boneheaded inconsistency by the voters ... I don't feel comfortable using MVP votes to support of reject any argument ... but it also demonstrates general awareness of Martinez's abilities.

Has Martinez been way more important than Stanton?

Probably a little more important.

Stanton has been kinda underwhelming, but also kinda productive in terms of HRs, RBIs, runs,

I think for $24 million, the Red Sox were expecting a great player.

It's May and we're talking about the Yankees' playoff rotation.

Things must be going really well.

"Is this the kind of rotation you'd love in the playoffs? Against Boston? Or Houston? Or even Cleveland? The three starters with the American League's lowest ERA -- Justin Verlander, Gerrit Cole and Charlie Morton -- all pitch for the Astros, with Dallas Keuchel (3.10) ranked 12th. The Indians also have three starters -- Corey Kluber, Mike Clevinger, and Trevor Bauer -- in the AL's top 10 in ERA. (Severino is the only Yankee with at least 40 innings pitched who is in the top 30 in ERA.)"

Five months from now, we have no idea if the Yankees will make the playoffs or who will be in their rotation. Injuries or unexpected ineffectiveness could suddenly affect all five Yankee starters.

The best news, though, is that, if the Yankees make the playoffs, their opponent will be another professional baseball team in the American League.That team also has weaknesses in their starting rotation.

Verlander sure seems to have the Yankees' number. Last year, the hero was what's-his-name ... the guy whose father pitched for the Yankees ... Lance McCullers.

Verlander is intimidating, but maybe he has a bad game ... or maybe he's the one who's suddenly ineffective after too many innings.

"ERA on May 15th" is not much of a predictor of October performance.

Giancarlo Stanton has made one error this season.

He has played eight games in the outfield.

That's because he's a DH.

Maybe all the sportswriters will remember this simple fact when Stanton loses a few balls in the Florida sun during next year's Spring Training.

David Price.

Mike Lupica talks about David Price a lot. He has mentioned David Price is almost every Sunday column he has written since the baseball season started. I'm not sure why. I'm not even sure why Lupica is talking about the Red Sox so much in the New York Daily News. But Lupica has some sort of unusual infatuation with David Price.

The Reds have a .270 winning percentage, so you have to bring your A game when you play the Reds.

In related news, the Mets unveiled a new theme song.

Felz Stat of the Day.

Jason Vargas has an ERA of 13.86.

Maybe the Mets can take a chance on Matt Harvey after he clears waivers.

Why not? Start with a 7.00 ERA.

Feinsand joins the parade of fools, explaining dubious rationale for the Yankees acquiring Matt Harvey:

"Jordan Montgomery could be out as long as two months with his left elbow strain, and while Domingo German might be an adequate fill-in, the idea of Harvey taking his act across town to the Bronx is too juicy to ignore. There's nothing Harvey would love more than to prove the Mets wrong by thriving with the Yankees -- and there's nothing the New York media would love more than the ex-Met and tabloid staple remaining in the Big Apple. Doc and Darryl did it; why not the Dark Knight?"

Robin Ventura did it, too. Mike Stanton. Shane Spencer. Rickey Henderson.

Lots of players played for the Yankees and the Mets. Probably 100+ players have played for the Yankees and the Mets.

I don't know why I randomly picked those four, they just popped into my head ... I also don't know why Feinsand randomly picked Doc and Strawberry or what they have to do with Matt Harvey -- just another NY sportswriter living in the past.

"There's nothing Harvey would love more than to prove the Mets wrong by thriving with the Yankees ..."

How about just thriving with the Mets?

That would have been easier.

Be better than this.

Peter Botte imagines a scenario where Matt Harvey signs with the Yankees, regains his pitching prowess, and helps the Yankees win the World Series ... this year.

I mean, I could conceivably imagine a team taking a chance on him, sending him to the minors, and then perhaps he figures something out and re-creates himself as a modern-day Scott Proctor or something like that.

No Dark Knight or $100 million contract, just a (dubious) "veteran presence" in the bullpen as he battles Brian Boehringer for a mop-up job.

Who knows? That could even be with a future playoff team, so he finds himself pitching in important October games ... and I suppose, at some point, it could even be with the Yankees. Strange things happen in the business of baseball.


But the New York Yankees in 2018?

So ridiculous, it's unprofessional to float the idea.

The Yankees have no reason to pursue Harvey. Cashman isn't focused on playing games with Mets fans.


I also think Botte is misinterpreting a fundamental point: "Harvey Day" is no longer a thing in Queens any more than "Joba Day" is a thing in the Bronx.

Most Mets fans have already disengaged emotionally from Harvey ... Harvey's DFA is not a nightmare ... the Yankees can have Harvey if they really want him,

The Braves will pick him up and he'll win 20 games.

Nah, but that would be kind of funny.

Tim Tebow Update.

At AA, Tebow is batting .242 with 1 HR and 8 RBIs in 66 at-bats.

33 strikeouts in 66 at-bats.

My statistical analysis reveals that, when extrapolated to the major-league level, Tebow would strike out 175% of the time.

Gardner 2018.

I know it's not an apples-to-apples comparison. Ellsbury is paid too much, isn't well-liked, hasn't built up slack with the fan base, etc.

But imagine the outrage if Ellsbury had Gardner's stats on May 1st.

If I told you the Braves had 15 hits in a game ...

... how many runs would you think they scored?

They scored three runs.

The Brandon Drury Fan Club will be disappointed.

Including Brandon Drury, that totals one person.

Thought about Refsnyder while discussing the ascension of Didi.

Refsnyder has not driven in a run since 2016, at least 106 at-bats. I could probably investigate the game logs and figure out the last time he had an RBI. It seems almost impossible to go this long without driving in a run.

This Mike Trout stat snuck up on me.

Career 170 stolen bases with only 32 caught stealing.

More Tyler Clippard than Tom Seaver. A .500 pitcher who isn't getting any younger.

Three truths about New York Baseball 2018:

1. Harvey is learning "how to pitch."
2. Sonny Gray is making mechanical adjustments.
3. Gary Sanchez's defense is improving.

7.5 games back is no joke.

Felz Stat of the Day

Ronald Torreyes is batting .438.

Felz Stat of the Day

The Dark Knight has an ERA of 6.00.

This isn't hard to explain.

Hitting HRs is fun.

Catching is not fun.

Felz Stat of the Day

Alex Cobb's ERA is 15.43.

The kids will flock to baseball for sure if baseball has ties.

Some of the best things about baseball:

- No running out the clock.
- No ties.
- The tension that builds up between pitches.
- Exciting, bizarre, fun extra innings.

I'd knock about two weeks off the beginning and two weeks off the end.

$252 million seems quaint.

I know somebody probably asked ARod and Duquette is responding to ARod's response ... but this happened 17 years ago and seems to have fascinated/traumatized a lot of people for a long time.

For what it's worth, ARod made some major salary concessions when he attempted to sign with Boston, but that contract was rejected by the Players' Union.

That was a few years after the time period being discussed, but it gives some credence to what he's saying.

Sunday afternoons were made for baseball.

Sunday nights? Not so much:

"The Mets are good."

Few would disagree. It's a bit of a subjective observation. I wish there was a way to objectively ascertain the quality of a professional sports team.


"Now they play the season to find out how good."

I think Lupica may be on to something here.

They ought to set up a system where different teams play one another, according to a schedule, and then keep track of the wins and losses. They could even split up the teams into leagues and divisions. Then, at the end of the season, the best teams could play each other in the playoffs.


"Do you make lasting judgments about anybody before 10 games have been played? Come on."

Seriously.


"In the process the Mets have reminded us that it was just three years ago, hardly a lifetime even though it feels that way sometimes, when they were seven games better than a wounded Washington team in the National League East."

The beginning of this column feels like a lifetime ago.


"Sunday night, the Mets look for the sweep against the Nationals on ESPN. Matt Harvey gets the ball, and tries to build on the five innings of one-hit, five-strikeout ball he pitched against the Phillies on what looked and surely must have felt to the players like it was the baseball version of that hockey Winter Classic they had not long ago at Citi Field. Now Harvey gets classic Bryce Harper and everybody else around Harper in the Nationals’ batting order. It will be something to see, on a night when the Mets will be the team to watch in town."

This afternoon, the Yankees will be the team to watch in town.

I think the dubious honor of a Sunday Night ESPN game is based more on the NY opponent than the NY team. The Nationals are a bigger draw than the Orioles.


" 'When pitchers pitch well,' Buck Showalter was telling me the other day, 'we all look smart.' "

Another gem.

What's your deal with Orioles manager Buck Showalter, anyway?

Is he, like, your last remaining MLB source?


"Callaway was telling me in February in Port St. Lucie about his formal job interview with Jeff Wilpon and Sandy Alderson and J.P. Ricciardi and John Ricco.

'Going into that interview, my basic thought was this: "If I can get this job, we can win next year," ' the new Mets manager said.

It was good February talk about a regular season that really did begin in March this time and won’t end until a game against the Marlins on Sept. 30 at Citi Field. Callaway knows that the opponent in the East isn’t just going to be the Nationals. Nobody should go to sleep on the Atlanta Braves. They’re good, too. So are the Mets. New York team to watch on Sunday night."

ESPN. April. Sunday Night. I'm sure the worldwide audience will be, what? One billion viewers?

Like I have been saying the whole time, the Yankees should have gone all out for Ohtani.

Casual

As he rounds the bases, his shirt is halfway unbuttoned and I think his fly is down.

Amirite or what?

I am sticking with "bust."

Because opinions are cool and maybe one day I will get to say, "I told ya so."

A few things:

1. "Look" of a future superstar sounds like the dumbest scout since Clint Eastwood in that movie.
2. "See how Ohtani recovered from a three-run HR ..." I was thinking the same thing yesterday after Robertson gave up an 8th-inning Grand Slam. At least he rebounded and got the next guy out.
3. No one cares about the radar gun anymore. It's not 1975. Everybody throws 95+. It may be a signal that he's a future MLB superstar or it may be a signal that he's a future Dr. James Andrews superstar.

This catch made the highlight reel on MLB.com.

Ummm ... yay?

Stanton Ovation.

Get it?

I feel ashamed that I support MLB.

This is how you save America's pastime?

This is shameful.

Cashman's Worst Nightmare

As foreseen by Mike Lupica.

Now the Orioles will make a run for fourth place in the AL East.

Way too early to say he's a bust.

But I'm saying he's a bust.

Don't pay the man. He just writes the same thing over and over.

For decades, Lupica has written the exact same thing about the Mets during Spring Training.

Change "Callaway" to "Randolph" or "Collins" or "Valentine" or "Howe."

Change "Conforto" to "Bay" or "Burnitz" or "Agbayani" or "Cuddyer."

It's not baseball analysis. It's Mets PR:

"Does a lot have to break right for the Mets? Yeah. A lot has to break right. Is it crazy to think the big things might break right? Somebody has to explain to me why, or how."

I can say this about any team, any year, any sport. "If a lot breaks right, it's not crazy that this team can compete."

That empty observation does not qualify as analysis or a prediction.


"There is a famous line out of the city’s baseball past, from a season 40 years ago exactly. It was after Bob Lemon replaced Billy Martin and the Yankees came back from being 14½ games behind the Red Sox and Lem was explaining, in his wry way, about the secret of the Yankees’ success after he took over for Billy.

'I just try to keep the pitching straightened out, and hope Reggie hits,' Lem said."

The 1977 Yankees. The 1986 Mets. The 2004 Red Sox. The 1980 US Olympic hockey team.

So, now that you've brought up a 40-year-old quote from a Yankee manager, what does that have to do with the 2018 Mets?


"Mickey Callaway is the one entrusted with getting the pitching straightened out, with Thor and deGrom and Harvey and Matz and everybody else. Then he hopes Cespedes hits. There are other things that need to happen, you bet. They need to get a solid year out of Todd Frazier at third. And it wouldn’t hurt if Adrian Gonzalez were even close to what he used to be on the other side of the infield. Nobody is suggesting they’re great. You don’t have to be to make a great baseball summer again in National League New York.

Mets fans just want a chance. I believe they might have one. New York Mights. Hope might not be the best possible business plan in baseball. What else are you supposed to do at this time of year?"

What a waste of time.

Once again, I truly wonder if Lupica is employed by the Mets and just conning the Daily News.


This entire article provides zero information to its readers. Lupica is just a pea-brain hyping up the Mets and slagging on the Yankees.

You wouldn't know that the Yankees won 21 more games than the Mets did last season. Oh, and the Yankees added the NL MVP.


"How come I keep thinking Stanton is going to do waaaay more DH-ing this season than he thought he was signing up for with our kids on 161st Street?"

Is this supposed to be a slag on Stanton's fielding abilities?

Yeah, no one cares.

Stanton is the Yankees' DH. Stanton is essentially replacing Matt Holliday. Hooray for the Yankees.


"You turn on these early-round games in March Madness and sometimes see so many empty seats, even close to the court, you think for a second you might be watching a Yankee home game."

Zing!

Lupica in mid-season form. Look out, Cashman.

For what it's worth, do you know what the attendance was at Yankee home games last season?

3,146,966.

Not the ARod heydays, but hardly an empty stadium.


"By the way?

You know what the Yankees might be sort of and kind of hoping?

That Alex Cobb doesn’t end up pitching for the Red Sox this season."

Well, it's like Bob "Lem" Lemon told me forty years ago, chomping on a cheap cigar and using a fungo bat to scratch his scrotum. Lem sez to me he sez, "I'm gonna put a lineup out there every day and hope they play good."

Because Hope is the currency of Spring Training.

Even if five-time Cy Young Award winner Alex Cobb ends up pitching at the Fens, Yankee fans still have Hope and Grit, and they can dream of the playoffs if a lot of things break right this year.

Start the inning with a runner on second base.

I would like to find a single baseball fan who endorses this idea.

I would also challenge anyone to read the following clarification without laughing:

"For purposes of calculating earned runs under Rule 9.16, the runner who begins an inning on second base pursuant to this rule shall be deemed to be a runner who has reached second base because of a fielding error, but no error shall be charged to the opposing team or to any player."

Thanks for clearing that up.

Since the minor leagues no longer take the game of baseball seriously, what are the precise rules for ghost runners, "Indian rubbing," and do-overs?

What "shall be charged" to the pitcher's ERA if the runner on second base has to abandon the base because the game is being played in the middle of the street and a car drives by and "time out" was called but "time in" was not called by the same person?

Not that I put too much stock in Spring Training performances ...

... but this is the Matt Harvey performance being described as "solid":

"Harvey allowed five runs on six hits. He hit a batter, walked one and struck out two in 4.2 innings work. 

...

The top of the Yankees’ lineup -- Brett Gardner, Aaron Judge and Stanton -- had four of the hits against Harvey and he dominated the rest of the lineup, which admittedly were largely fringe players.

But, if Saturday is how a bad day is going to go for Harvey, then the Mets rotation is going to be fine."

If the Yankee lineup scores a run per inning, they're also going to be fine.

When Erik Kratz talks, people listen.

Yes, the Mets are more "selective" when they retire player numbers.

Nice try, Mets.

I don't even know why the Mets spend so much energy comparing themselves to the Yankees.

Funny thing is, if you walk around Citi Field, half the alumni have a plaque or a banner. I like to take a stroll and add up the cocaine addicts and steroid cheats.

There's a reason no one remembers Spring Training stats.

Yes. My advice is two-fold. Proper cycling and effective masking agents.

If it's laughable, then laugh.

"Maybe Cashman was being cheeky, but it’s a bad look. Say what you will about the Yankees — and everything possible has been — they are the big boys on the block, in the Big Apple and in our pastime. The Yankees are so bit that only a team from the NFL (the Dallas Cowboys) is worth more, at $4 billion. Everything about the Yankees, from their history, to the names burned in our collective history, to their opulent new stadium and the prices to sit in said stadium is outsized.

The Yankees are so burned into the sports vernacular that Vince Lombardi’s first goal as head coach was to make his Green Bay Packers the New York Yankees of football. When tourists return from a trip to New York and either complain or marvel at the size and speed of everything, that’s what the Yankees represent, the mythology of money and skyscrapers and the House That Ruth Built."

Jeez, pal. He's just trying to take the pressure off.

Why? Because, in case you hadn't noticed, everyone wants to be the underdog.

There's a new sheriff in town.

The guts it takes to discipline a bench warmer in a spring training game.

Nice guy, bad contract.

The horror of this contract is seldom, if ever, brought up.

These writers hated Girardi the whole time.

All I ask is that I get a nickel every time Boone says "the process."

"Hitting .300" is something people care about again?

Public free agent/contract disputes between pro sports players and pro sports ownership?

One time, I'd like to see a commenter take the side of the players:

"All you need to know about the current impasse with free agents in baseball is the headline I saw the other day about Eric Hosmer looking for an 8- or 9-year deal.

Well, OK, Hosmer can look for a contract like that.

But on what planet?"

The same planet where a 65-year-old man can tweet that Justin Timberlake's halftime show was the greatest halftime show ever.


"And on what planet is a $125 million, five-year deal something about which J.D. Martinez gets to act insulted, a glorified DH who had one really great home-run year splitting time between the Detroit Tigers and the Arizona Diamondbacks?"

When the Mets sign J.D. Martinez, Lupica will compare Martinez to Roberto Clemente.



"But owners are supposed to be colluding because they’re not giving guys like Martinez the kind of seven-year deal that the Yankees gave Jacoby Ellsbury, somebody the Yankees now can’t give away."

Not sure if the owners are "supposed to be" colluding. The players and their agents are grumbling and that's what they always do. 



"And if you want to look at a longer contract than that, look at where the Mariners are with Robinson Cano, four years into his 10-year and $240 million deal.

You know how many times Cano has hit .300 in Seattle so far?

Once."

Weird about-face.

I think the Mariners will regret a 10-year deal and I always have. Cano's first four years in Seattle have been good, but not MVP worthy.

But every NY writer, including Lupica, has spent four years ripping the Yankees for letting Cano go.

So Lupica just admitted the Yankees made a smart move. But he did it indirectly and probably unintentionally.

The moment Yankee fans decided they wanted the Yankees to get Yu Darvish.

In case you forgot or were unaware ...

... Mike Lupica is buddies with Buck Showalter.

The ostensible purpose of the article is to explain that Manny Machado's manager is aware of the fact that Manny Machado is an excellent baseball player.

I believe the hype.

Alex Rodriguez wonders out loud if a highly-paid superstar will ruin the Yankees' clubhouse chemistry.

Somebody has to say it ...

Yu Darvish isn't that good.

He doesn't see it.

John Harper won't vote for the hardcore users whose late-career stats made a farce of the record books (his words):

"As I heard Ron Darling and Mike Lowell, two respected former players, say on MLB Network during a round-table discussion: basically, that even before testing, every player knew it was wrong, and if you took steroids you traded the numbers and the financial rewards for the Hall of Fame."


Next paragraph:

"I’m hoping this is the year Edgar Martinez makes it. I’ve voted for him for years, and DH or not, he’s a perfect example of the need to reward excellence. As a pure hitter he was one of the best ever, as pitchers who faced him are the first to tell you."


37-year-old Edgar Martinez:

 .324/.423/.579, 37 HRs, 31 doubles, 145 RBIs.

Baseball is supposed to be fun and entertaining.

This is a cool story. Have a little fun with the fans.

Thank you.

"Last year we were the team that everybody loved, that feel-good story," Sabathia said on MLB Network's Hot Stove show. "But getting Giancarlo just brings us back to being that hated team."

Sabathia chuckled and added, "That's what we like, man, we want to go out there and put the best team on the field and, you know, crush everybody every game."

My solutions to five Yankee "problems."

Not a bad discussion about the Yankees.

My solutions are as follows:

1. Second base: Jose Altuve.
2. Third base: Manny Machado,.
3. Starters: Clayton Kershaw and Max Scherzer.
4. Backup first baseman: Joey Votto.
5. Backup catcher: Buster Posey.

Make it happen.

That was quick.

A very large straw man. Like a straw man on steroids.

"For the last time:

Amphetamines were clearly performance enablers in baseball."

Why do I think this isn't the last time?


"But if they were performance enhancers, how come the record books never changed the way they did during the steroids era?"

Because they weren't as effective as steroids.


"If you want to vote for guys who juiced, have at it.

But you need more than greenies to help build your case for them.

A lot more."

Lupica is on a phony high horse. I don't speak for everyone who takes a more nuanced position, but that's generally the objection.

Cheater outrage is applied selectively. Mike Piazza, Ivan Rodriguez, Jeff Bagwell, Gaylord Perry and others are already in the Hall of Fame.

The reason I'm certain Mike Piazza took steroids is because I have a brain. Nobody before or since regularly hit 450-foot opposite field fly balls. Nobody drafted that low in the draft ever made the major leagues, much less regularly hit 450-foot opposite field fly balls.

The Guardians of the Game laid off Piazza because he's a nice guy who graciously granted post game interviews.

Luipca uses his column and his votes/influence to promote people who assist his career.

So when people call out the hypocrisy, his weak retort is that the cheaters of the 1970s weren't as good at cheating.

We wish you a Merry Christmas.

"We all know who the best player was in New York in 2017, in any sport."

Rondae Hollis-Jefferson.


"It was the big kid, Aaron Judge, All Rise Judge, around whom the rising of the Yankees was built in October, the kind of baseball October that was once as regular a pageant around here as the tree lighting at Rockefeller Plaza, or New Year’s Eve in Times Square."

As regular as a hack Lupica rehash column.

"And the best of it for me, the best moment, wasn’t the Yankees coming back after they were down 0-3 in the Wild Card game with the Twins before they ever came to bat; or the comeback against the Astros in Game 4, when the new Yankee Stadium finally sounded like the one across the street. No, the best of it was after Game 5, when the Yankees had gone ahead three games to two, and were as close to the World Series as they had been in eight years."

Lupica paid attention to about 15 baseball games in 2017.

Lupica couldn't name the Yankees' starting rotation.


"The best of it was walking out of the Stadium that night with Yankees fans flooding out of the place in this loud, exuberant wave, down the steps at Babe Ruth Plaza, everybody heading towards 161st St. and the parking lots and the subway station, yelling 'Let’s Go Yankees' and '---- Verlander,' "

I don't understand.

What is a Verlander?


 " ...meaning Justin Verlander, whom they knew their team was going to be facing in Game 6."

Oh!

Justin Verlander.

Thank you for clarifying, Mr. Baseball.


"It all went wrong in Houston, of course. Verlander did to the Yankees what the chants said the Yankees were going to do to him."

Verlander ----'ed the Yankees.


"Now they regroup, in such an expensive and showy and front-page way. They go get Giancarlo Stanton from the Miami Jeters, and pick up the kind of contract they once lavished on Alex Rodriguez, everybody’s All-America."

It's a new record, folks: 250,000 consecutive columns with an Alex Rodriguez reference.


Who even cares?

It's all the same observation.

The Yankees might win the World Series and they might not.

I fail to see how adding Giancarlo Stanton, the NL MVP, is a bad move.

The Yankees aren't as "cool" as they were last year, a designation coming from Mike Lupica, a man who had Coldplay as his intro music during his short-lived afternoon radio show and who lists "Love Actually" as his favorite Christmas movie.

One man's stupid is another man's fun.

Bob Raissman criticizes ... well, I'm not sure what he's criticizing:

"Gee, now we have to look forward to hearing what Sterling’s Giancarlo HR call will be. This was actually a topic of fierce debate in the Valley of the Stupid, which is why it is called the Valley of the Stupid."

Too late.

Marvin Miller

But can the Yankees get Alex Cobb?

"That’s all fine — since when did the Yankees ever care about money? — as long as Stanton stays healthy and produces just reasonably consistent to how he did last season."

Yes.

I must agree.

Injured players who don't produce are not valuable to a baseball team.


"Unfortunately history — both his own and these monster contracts in general — suggests he won’t. It’s a fact of baseball life that players after the age of 32, start breaking down and Stanton, before last year, already had a number of concerning injury issues."

Sold.

That's five years and hundreds of homers.

The big question is, what will be Sterling's customized HR call?

Whatever he decides, it will probably be used more often than "the Ben Francisco Treat." Which Sterling may not have used. But he should have.


"He missed the final 17 games of the season after being hit in the face with a pitch in 2014. He missed 88 games in 2015 with a broken hamate bone from swinging too hard on a pitch, 44 games in 2013 with a hamstring strain and shoulder soreness, 36 games in 2012 loose knee bodies and abdominal strain, and another 11 games in 2011 with a quad strain."

He missed 11 games in 2011 with a quad strain?

Oh, no.

Then he hit 59 HRs and won an MVP award in 2017.

So he must have recovered from the quad strain.


"All these while he was in his early-to-mid 20s. What’s going to be the case when he hits his 30s?"

I don't know.

What will be the case with Robinson Cano? Bryce Harper? Manny Machado? Gary Sanchez? Aaron Judge? Greg Bird? Rob Refsnyder?

Should the Yankees pay $29 million per year for Rob Refsnyder or should they go after starting pitching instead?


"At least, even keeping Ellsbury’s onerous $21 million salary, the Yankees could make this Stanton trade and stay under the $197 million luxury tax threshold — which is all Hal Steinbrenner cared about in approving the deal. There is still enough wiggle room money to re-sign CC Sabathia and add a bullpen piece, but as far as the Yankees’ No. 1 target, Alex Cobb, that’s very problematic now."

Nobody cares about Alex Cobb.

Who the heck is Alex Cobb?


"With Jeter over the barrel, this was their one best chance of finally ridding themselves of Ellsbury’s contract — or if nothing else make the Marlins take Chase Headley’s $13 million for ’18 as well — to have plenty of remaining money to go after Cobb. Instead, they let the Stanton stars get in their eyes."

Gee, but what if Alex Cobb gets a quad strain? Should the Yankees take that kind of risk?

Cobb is 29 years old, has 48 career wins, and has never been on the DL, because he is immortal and omnipotent. Not a baseball player, really. More like an indestructible character from a M. Night Shyamalan movie.


"Nor could Yankee fans care less about four years from now. For them, it’s already a Merry Christmas with giddy visions for a Happy New Year. No longer are the Yankees those lovable over-achieving kids. Overnight they’ve been transformed back to Beasts of the East. For everyone in Yankeeland’s sake, especially Aaron Boone, they better win next year. Because the euphoria over this trade is almost guaranteed to have a short shelf life."


Madden may be looking for a tiresome narrative to chug-a-lug his columns for the next ten years, but fans want their freaking team to win a lot of freaking games.

Madden's entire argument is a fake. If the Yankees don't win the World Series right away ... and if Stanton isn't pumping 50 HRs per year in his late 30s ... then this acquisition will be designated a failure.

You haven't seen anything yet. Wait until the Yankees add Machado and Harper ... and who knows? ... maybe even HOF candidate Alex Cobb.

Lupica blows the layup.

You know he waited his whole life to write this column and, I dunno. Maybe he was distracted:

"So the Yankees are back in the big business of being the Yankees again, bigger than ever, now that they are making this kind of big deal for Giancarlo Stanton."

"Bigger than ever."


"Once, almost a hundred years ago, they got Babe Ruth here from Boston, and Ruth would eventually hit 60 home runs in a season, and first make the Yankees the Yankees and put them on the top of the world."

Oh, yeah.

Ruth, Gehrig, Murderer's Row.

I forgot about those Yankees one sentence ago when I wrote that the 2018 Yankees are "bigger than ever."


"Stanton hit 59 for the Marlins last season, and chased 60 all the way to the last at-bat he will ever have for the Marlins. Now Stanton is supposed to put the Yankees back on top of the world."

"Supposed to."

Only if he can survive the barbs of Daily News columnists.


"Now we all wait to see if putting Stanton with Aaron Judge will work out better for the Yankees than putting Alex Rodriguez, and all of his home runs, with Jeter himself once did."

Framing ARod's Yankees career as a failure? Mike Lupica?


"They figure they can find enough pitching to make this work. Maybe Stanton can pitch and hit the way Shohei Ohtani is going to for the Angels. First the Yankees wanted Ohtani. He told the Yankees he didn’t want them. Ohtani ends up on one coast, Giancarlo Stanton ends up on 161st St."

Maybe Stanton can pitch and hit? Well, no, but it was a seamless segue into Ohtani. 



"There really have only been three other star, home run plays like this in all of Yankee history:
Ruth.

Reggie.

Rodriguez."

And a dozen others off the top of my head.


"Only for all the hitting the Yankees did this season, they couldn’t hit once the ALCS went back to Minute Maid Park."

You win some, you lose some.


"They stopped hitting in the ’03 World Series a few months before they brought A-Rod, who had hit 50 home runs twice in Texas, to town."

"... who had hit 50 home runs twice in Texas, to town."


 "Now they are bringing Giancarlo Stanton and his 59 to town."

Yes, we know.


"They are the Yankees. At the end of October they came up small. Now they go for a real big home run hitter."

Riiiight.


"And hope it works out better with him over the next 10 years than it did when the big deal in the big town was A-Rod."

Phfffft.

That's all you've got?

As far as I know, Stanton is not particularly unpopular or unlikable.

But I know for sure that "lovable losers" is a very overrated brand. Give me "unlovable winners" every time.

Maybe he's truly once-in-a-lifetime player ... I will believe it when I see it.

Surely an unusual and exciting player. I would be shocked if he's the Angels' ace or a .300 hitter. Go ahead and prove me wrong and it will be exciting for MLB.

I can't follow the logic here.

I still think Girardi got a raw deal simply because Cashman didn't like him:

"Essentially the Yankees felt Sanchez performed better behind the plate when first called to the majors in 2016, in no small part because he had been drilled regularly in the minors by former organizational catching instructor Josh Paul, especially in blocking balls in the dirt.

Paul used a pitching machine to pump high-velocity fastballs, as well as breaking balls, in the dirt at Sanchez, and the Yankees believe it made a difference in what is the young catcher's biggest weakness.

However, sources say that Sanchez grew tired of doing the drills and expressed that to Girardi going into last season. The manager, perhaps wanting to keep his young catcher happy or simply avoid a conflict, told him he didn't have to do all the extra work.

That may that led to more problems with passed balls, as Sanchez's total of 16 was the highest the American League."

Sanchez's defense is a problem. Practice and effort would help. If Boone can get Sanchez to resume these drills, I'd be pleasantly surprised.

But ... this is seriously the reason why Girardi is no longer the Yankees' manager?

Practice?