Wednesday, February 22, 2006

The Chinese Water Torture is Consistent.

The weather in Hell is consistent.

The U.S. men's Olympic hockey team is consistent.

The Detroit Lions are consistent.

Interest payments on your credit cards are consistent.

William McGonagall was a consistent poet.

Alison and Peter Smithson were consistent architects.

Rain Man consistently watches The People's Court.

Similarly, Tony Womack is proud of his consistency as a baseball player:

"The only thing that makes me mad is it messes up my baseball card," Womack said. "I was consistent for a long time and then that comes up."

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