Vacillation Agitation.

Speaking of vacillation, it looks like Bernie Williams will vacillate between all three outfield spots:

"Williams is set to play for Puerto Rico in the WBC. The former starting center fielder could play all three outfield spots and DH on that squad, much like he will could do during the regular season.

'It will probably be a more complicated role than an everyday player,' Williams said."

Just to be sure, I looked up the word "complicated" in the dictionary.

Left, center, and right. Those are the three possible outfield positions. Bernie is already used to center, so the additional complications are left and right.

Oh, and designated hitter, where you sit on the bench most of the game.

Sounds like rocket science.


Also, just to be sure, I looked up Puerto Rico. Sure enoough, it is a commonwealth of the United States.

Talk about vacillation. One day, Puerto Rico is a commonwealth of America, and the next day it's a whole separate country. Make up your mind, Puerto Rico!