Tuesday, July 11, 2006

The More You Know.

The Blue Jays are a baseball team. They play in Canada. Canada is a country that is just north of the United States.

The Blue Jays are ten games over .500 and only two games behind the New York Yankees.

I only bring it up because somebody has to inform the doting public.


Play a fun game with me. It is a game that may continue for the rest of the baseball season.

Whenever somebody says "the Red Sox," you can add, "and the Blue Jays."

Let's see how this game is played.


Pick an article about the Yankees. Just about any article.

Here's an article about George Steinbrenner:

" 'I still think we've got a good chance,' Steinbrenner said after the minor league Tampa Yankees' game last night was rained out. 'We've got to battle Boston. It will be between Boston and ourselves.' "

This should read: "We've got to battle Boston and Toronto. It will be between Boston and Toronto and ourselves."

See? That's better!


Here is another Yankee article. This time, Alex Rodriguez discusses his team's postseason chances.

This time, I'll add the Toronto Blue Jays references directly into the article, demonstrating just how easy it is to play this game:

"The Yankees must beat Boston (and Toronto) or go home ... The Red Sox own a 53-33 record, three games better than the Yankees at 50-36. The Yankees are playing at a .581 clip. (The Blue Jays are playing at a .557 clip.) The Tigers are at .670, the White Sox at .648."

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