You need me.

You can look down on me, you can scorn me, but you need me.

You need me to say the things you're thinking.


First, this news that Joe Torre's arthritic knee is in bad shape:

"It doesn't hurt when I'm sitting here, just the walking aspect of it."

Oh, the walking aspect of the knee. That's kind of like saying the walking aspect of walking.


What's the injection that would tell Joe Torre to not bring in T.J. Beam during the 8th inning of a close game in Texas?

Hey, doc: Do you have any injections for the brain?



Speaking of injections, Jason Giambi explains his recent slump:

"I just didn't have that snap, I just didn't have that that extra little 'oomph.' "